Apparently, the wild animals at the zoo are conspiring against their handlers this morning. While the crazy one decided to arouse the feeder at 6:45am, the other felines had their sights on the warm spot vacated in the bed.

Another decided upon attacking the keepers every chance he had. This one seems to have the supreme goal of world domination by taking out every innocent victim, one at a time.

The last and most conniving of the bunch seems to be plotting the demise of the canine. She has been seen scouting exit strategies around the enclosure, usually with the presence of said canine. While she makes lame attempts to gouge out the eyes of the larger animal, she also seems to be trying to determine the approximate location of any arteries, to make death swift and aid in her escape from the pen.

Welcome to the Crazy Zoo!

It's a place where the animals howl constantly, tearing through the arctic jungle, trying desperately to bag big game. A place where the wildest of animals can come for tranquility and to get their thoughts out--a pensieve of sorts. A place where one can look at the animals and dream of a life where eating kibble and finding a sunny spot in which to sleep are the most strenuous parts of the day.

Again, welcome! And don't forget--please don't feed the animals!